'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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