he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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