Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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