porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
