Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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