Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
