i just wanna soil my oats bro
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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