I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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