Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
