ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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