How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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