are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
