i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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