escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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