yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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