i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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