There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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