He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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