omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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