Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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