It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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