Just mADE A PArabola og urine
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
