On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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