honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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