I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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