Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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