what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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