I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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