I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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