My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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