Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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