I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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