If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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