Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize