so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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