You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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