Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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