i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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