I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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