He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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