question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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