thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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