Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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