Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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