Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I got inside last night via doggy door
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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