that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize