If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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