I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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