Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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