Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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