We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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