And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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