Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
