Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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