I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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