operation harelip BJ is a go
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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